FLAMINGO INFESTATION!
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What is a Flamingo Infestation?
A flock of forty or so flamingos will show up on the lawn of the person you would like to infest (infestee). We will leave a note explaining the infestation and who is responsible (the infester). We will work with you to find a good date and time for the infestation. The cost is $30.

How long will they stay?
Flamingos usually remain for three days. If approached, they defend their turf with nasally honking or even growling. Luckily, a Wake Audubon flamingo relocation team is trained at peacefully encouraging the plastic flock to disperse (suggested donation of $10). The infestee can call or email for early removal services.

About Flamingo Infestation:
Flamingo infestation is a fundraising effort of Wake Audubon Society. Wake Audubon is a non-profit environmental organization that works to protect and preserve open space, important habitats and threatened species of wildlife.

How to order:
Please contact Kari Wouk with the following information:

  • Infester Name
  • Infester Email
  • Infester Address
  • Infester Phone
  • Infestee Name
  • Infestee Email
  • Infestee Address
  • Infestee Phone
  • Date Requested
  • Special Needs (i.e. Specific Time, Fierce Dog, etc)
  • Message to Infestee (i.e. Happy Birthday, etc)